Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000)
Language: EnglishDirector: Danny Leiner
Writer (WGA): Philip Stark (written by)
Release Date: 15 December 2000
Genre: Action | Comedy | Mystery | Sci-Fi
Tagline: After a night they can't remember, comes a day they'll never forget.
Plot:
Jesse and Chester, two bumbling stoners, wake up one morning from a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car which prompts them on a journey to find it and along the way, they encounter a variety of people who include their angry girlfriends Wilma and Wanda whose house they trashed, an angry street gang, a transexual stripper hounding them for a suitcase full of stolen money, a cult of alien seeking fanatics, and a group of aliens in human form looking for a mystical device that could save or destroy the world.
Sys:
Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) wake up one morning and can't remember what happened the night before. There is a lifetime supply of pudding in the kitchen. Their girlfriends The Twins [Wanda (Jennifer Garner) and Wilma (Marla Sokoloff)] call and remind them its their anniversary. Jesse and Chester decide they must have gotten the twins gifts and they are in the car. They go outside and cannot find Jesse's car. It is decided that they need to practice altered conscious memory retrieval by putting themselves into the state of mind of the night before. They decide to go to their friend Nelson's (David Herman) house. Later, they are hungry and decide to go to Chinese Foooood, a drive through Chinese restaurant where the woman who takes their order annoys Jesse so much by repeating "and then?" that he destroys the drive-up speaker. Being a pacifist, Nelson drops them off on the street where they meet Christy Boner (Kristy Swanson), "el fuego of all that is el fuego". They are surprised when she recognizes them and tells them what a nice time she had the night before. Then her jock boyfriend Tommy (Charlie O'Connell) shows up and threatens "stoner bashin time" if Jesse and Chester talk to Christy anymore.
In an effort to retrace their steps, they end up at the Kitty Kat Club, a strip bar where they are well known by the dancers, further perplexing them as to what exactly happened the night before. Here Jesse meets Tania, a "gender challenged male" who tells him that she gave him a suitcase full of money to keep safe for her and she wants it back. Jesse and Chester decide to go to The Twins house to try to remember the night before. They try to help The Twins clean the house but fail and the twins kick them out proclaiming they never to anything right. At this point they are kidnapped by a group of space nerds who follow Zoltan (Hal Sparks). The nerds tell them that last night they were in possession of a mysterious and powerful device called the Continuum Transfunctioner, and the nerds are searching for this device. Upon being dropped off, the tailor Mr. Lee gives them their special suits that they ordered the night before. Chester finds a Rubiks Cube in his suit. They also realize they have cell phones and have leased a convertible sportscar, Sweet!
Later, they are approached on the street by a group proclaiming themselves Hot Chicks. They offer to give Jesse and Chester erotic pleasure in exchange for the Continuum Transfunctioner. Tania once again shows up asking for her money. At this point Jesse and Chester are mistaken for thieves and are interrogated by the police. Once they are proved innocent, they find out that their car was found last night by the police, but unfortunately it was impounded by the sight-challenged officer Rick.
Meanwhile, the Hot Chicks meet Tommy and offer him erotic pleasure if they can get the Continuum Transfunctioner from Jesse and Chester. He sends them to the workplace of The Twins, who meet the Hot Chicks and become angry. Tommy also kidnappes Nelson and calls Jesse and Chester to arrange transfer of Nelson for the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Later, Jesse and Chester meet some gay-looking Nordic dudes who claim to be the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner. They lent it to Jesse and Chester the night before. Our heroes go home only to meet The Twins who break up with them. Overcome with love for The Twins, Jesse and Chester realize they must have really good anniversary gifts in the car and resume the search. At the car impound they are told the car was sold at auction, but are able to get the address of the buyer. At this point they are once again approached by the Nordic dudes and send them to Chinese Foooood to keep them busy. But then Jesse and Chester are kidnapped by the space nerds again, only to find out The Twins are being held hostage by Zoltan until he receives the Continuum Transfunctioner. Jesse and Chester are let go and follow the address they were given to a very secure ostrich compound. They sneak in only to be attacked by ostriches and caged for poaching by Pierre (Brent Spiner). Jesse and Chester are freed when Chester knows the answer to the question Pierre poses thanks to his constant watching of Animal Planet. Pierre offers to give them the car back only to discover it has been stolen. All Pierre was able to recover was a key from a locker at Captain Stu's Space-O-Rama.
At the Space-O-Rama, Jesse and Chester find a stash of cool stuff in the locker, including Captain Stu tickets, a cool straw, and the suitcase full of money. Tania and her boyfriend Patty show up and take the money. Jesse and Chester use the Captain Stu tickets to buy a fake Continuum Transfunctioner. They then call Zoltan and Tommy. Zoltan shows up and trades The Twins for the fake Transfunctioner. Tommy shows up and steals the fake Transfunctioner and lets Nelson free. The Hot Chicks and the Nordic Dudes show up. Both claim to be the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Chester then solves the Rubiks Cube which is revealed to be the Continuum Transfunctioner. The Transfunctioner is now activated and will destroy the universe unless the true Keepers can turn it off. Jesse and Chester decide who the real Keepers are by asking a question about the 18th hole of putt-putt the night before. Only the real Keepers know that they won a lifetime supply of pudding by getting a hole in one. The universe is saved until the Hot Chicks morph into the Super Hot Giant Alien and go after the Continuum Transfunctioner. Jesse and Chester must activate the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam to destroy her. Chester once again saves the day thanks to his love of Animal Planet.
Christy falls in love with Nelson. The Nordic Dudes take the space nerds to a party in the Crab Nebula. Everyones memory is erased by the Nordic Dudes.
In the morning, Jesse and Chester cant remember the night before, but at least they find the car outside and drive to The Twins house where they exchange gifts and receive a special gift from the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner. They get in the car to drive and get some Chinese Foooood.
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